воскресенье, 23 декабря 2007 г.

Councils to travellers on the world countries

In the South America do not say to people, that you from America, - they too live in America.

In Asia do not express discontent with growing economic influence of region.

In Europe do not hold one hand under a table during meal.

In the Muslim countries do not express admiration of the Danish caricaturists.

In Pacific region do not say to people, that they live in paradise.

On Cuba do not express hope, that will change nothing.

To Australia do not go to a lavatory with an inscription "Sheilas" (if you the man) and with an inscription "Blokes" (if you the woman).

In Canada do not pretend to be, that you are a Canadian.

In Germany do not take beer without a foamy cap.

In Paraguay do not say, that from all musical instruments least love a harp.

In Italy do not order капучино after 11 mornings.

In Japan not сморкайтесь.

In Brazil do not speak: "Whence at me in a plate sawdust?" (It is called dried маниока.)

In Spain if you have dropped a napkin on a floor in a bar, do not lift.

In China extend about Taiwan less.

In Greece do not speak: "I did not order it" when to you will bring liquor узо with a small plateau of peanut nutlets, olives or cheese is at the expense of an institution.

In Ecuador do not draw граффити on equator.

In England do not touch the queen.

In Thailand do not dare to respond badly about the king.

In Vatican do not criticise the Daddy.

In Morocco not always trust men in the street.

In Iraq steer clear of women going on streets.

In Chile do not say, that always dreamt to do a bit of travelling on a cross-country terrain.

In Poland do not argue about "great English writer Joseph (Korzhenevsky) Конраде and on" the great French scientist "Maria (Sklodovsky) Кюри.

In Saudi Arabia do not order Jack Daniel's.

In Uruguay do not speak, as you like to be in Paraguay. (The same rule extends to Sweden and Switzerland, Slovakia and Slovenia, Niger and Nigeria, Macedonia and Mesopotamia.)

In Latvia do not say, that hate hockey.

In South Korea do not search in hire for Japanese cars.

In France if you the man, be not shown in public pool in boxers instead of swimming trunks.

In Mexico do not ask street musicians to play "Oye Como Va".

In Russia do not hold a hand in pockets.

On Cook islands do not refuse sacrament of a participle, referring on безглютеновую a diet. (Облатка for a participle here not bread, and the pressed coco).

In India do not look on the left, passing street.

In Scotland do not name people Englishmen.

In Myanma do not name this country Burma.

In Kazakhstan do not mention Бората.

In Finland do not forget to mention Конана.

In Egypt do not represent "the Egyptian gait".

In Hungary not плескайтесь in a bathroom.

In Turkey do not recollect a film "Midnight express train"

In Norway do not stand with shouts on the bridge.

In Argentina do not dance a tango alone.

In Vietnam do not name popular soup with noodles pho - "фо", this word is said more likely as "faugh".

In Ireland do not ask: whether "There are here good books of local authors?"

In Singapore do not do almost anything.

In Trinidad do not forget about Tobago.

In Israel do not ask how to pass to the Western wall. (Its correct name - the Western Wall.)

In Portugal do not say, that hate a cod.

In Panama do not search for hat masters. (All of them in Ecuador.)

In Belgium do not think, that public мочеиспускание it is authorised, only because there there is a sculpture devoted to this action.

In Indonesia do not say, that wish to go round the country on the car.

And where you were, where have gone, never say, that do not love the European football.

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